The 2009 Razzies Are Out!

Okay, not as well-known as the Oscars, but I would say equally popular are the Razzies. For 29 years now the Razzies have been taking Hollywood down a notch for putting out utter crap for the public to spend its money on. This year was NO different!

Now the way that the Razzies are ‘awarded’ is not by the hollywood élite voting for themselves or their friends, but rather the ‘Razzie Members‘ get to vote. Anyone can join, yes there is a fee, but just think of the money you sunk into these ‘block busters’ this year!

Some of this years top nominees include Land of the Lost and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen which took 7 nominations each, All About Steve and G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra with 6 noms each. Here is the complete list:

Worst Picture of 2009

* All About Steve
* G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
* Land Of The Lost
* Old Dogs
* Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (Aka Trannies, Too)

Worst Actor of 2009

* All Three Jonas Brothers – JONAS BROTHERS: THE 3-D CONCERT EXPERIENCE
* Will Ferrell – LAND OF THE LOST
* Steve Martin – PINK PANTHER 2
* Eddie Murphy – IMAGINE THAT
* John Travolta – OLD DOGS

Worst Actress of 2009

* Beyonce – OBSESSED
* Sandra Bullock – ALL ABOUT STEVE
* Miley Cyrus – HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE
* Megan Fox – JENNIFER’s BODY and TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
* Sarah Jessica Parker – DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS?

Worst Supporting Actor of 2009

* Billy Ray Cyrus – HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE
* Hugh Hefner (as Himself) – MISS MARCH
* Robert Pattinson – TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON
* Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka) – LAND OF THE LOST
* Marlon Wayans – G.I. JOE

Worst Supporting Actress of 2009

* Candice Bergen – BRIDE WARS
* Ali Larter – OBSESSED
* Sienna Miller – G.I. JOE
* Kelly Preston – OLD DOGS
* Julie White (as Mom) – TRANNIES, TOO

Worst Screen Couple of 2009

* Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers – THE JONAS BROTHERS 3-D CONCERT EXPERIENCE
* Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper – ALL ABOUT STEVE
* Will Ferrell & Any Co-Star, Creature or “Comic Riff” – LAND OF THE LOST
* Shia LaBeouf & EITHER Megan Fox OR Any Transformer – TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
* Kristen Stewart & EITHER Robert Pattinson OR Taylor Whatz-His-Fang – TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON

Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel (Combined Category for 2009)

* G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
* Land of The Lost
* Pink Panther 2 – (A Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake)
* Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen
* Twilight Saga: New Moon

Worst Director of 2009

* Michael Bay – TRANNIES, TOO
* Walt Becker – OLD DOGS
* Brad Silberling – LAND OF THE LOST
* Stephen Sommers – G.I. JOE
* Phil Traill – ALL ABOUT STEVE

Worst Screenplay of 2009

* All About Steve
* G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
* Land of The Lost
* Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen
* Twilight Saga: New Moon

Worst Picture of the Decade

(Three Special 30th Razzie-Versary Awardz) (Special Category!)

* Battlefield Earth (2000) – Nominated for 10 RAZZIES® / “Winner” of 8 (Including Worst Drama of Our First 25 Yrs)
* Freddy Got Fingered (2001) – Nominated for 9 RAZZIES® / “Winner” of 5
* Gigli (2003) – Nominated for 10 RAZZIES® / “Winner” of 7 (Including Worst Comedy of Our First 25 Yrs)
* I Know Who Killed Me (2007) – Nominated for 9 RAZZIES® / “Winner” of 8
* Swept Away (2002) – Nominated for 9 RAZZIES® / “Winner” of 5

Worst Actor of the Decade

* Ben Affleck – Nominated for 9 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 2 RAZZIES® DAREDEVIL, GIGLI, JERSEY GIRL, PAYCHECK, PEARL HARBOR, SURVIVING CHRISTMAS
* Eddie Murphy – Nominated for 12 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 3 RAZZIES® ADVENTURES of PLUTO NASH, I SPY, IMAGINE THAT, MEET DAVE, NORBIT, SHOWTIME
* Mike Myers – Nominated for 4 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 2 RAZZIES® CAT IN THE HAT, THE LOVE GURU
* Rob Schneider – Nominated for 6 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 1 RAZZIE® THE ANIMAL, BENCHWARMERS, DEUCE BIGALO: EUROPEAN GIGOLO, GRANDMA’s BOY, THE HOT CHICK, I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY, LITTLE MAN, LITTLE NICKY
* John Travolta – Nominated for 6 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 3 RAZZIES® BATTLEFIELD EARTH, DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE, LUCKY NUMBERS, OLD DOGS, SWORDFISH

Worst Actress of the Decade

* Mariah Carey – The Single Biggest Individual Vote Getter of the Decade: 70+% of ALL Votes for Worst Actress of 2001 – GLITTER
* Paris Hilton – Nominated for 5 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 4 RAZZIES® – THE HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE, HOUSE of WHACKS, REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA
* Lindsay Lohan – Nominated for 5 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 3 RAZZIES® – HERBIE FULLY LOADED, I KNOW WHO KILLED ME, JUST MY LUCK
* Jennifer Lopez – Nominated for 9 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 2 RAZZIES® – ANGEL EYES, ENOUGH, GIGLI, JERSEY GIRL, MAID IN MANHATTAN, MONSTER-IN-LAW, THE WEDDING PLANNER
* Madonna – Nominated for 6 “Achievements,”“Winner” of 4 RAZZIES® – DIE ANOTHER DAY, THE NEXT BEST THING, SWEPT AWAY

One thought on “The 2009 Razzies Are Out!

  1. February 3, 2010 at 9:42 AM

    Don’t like the Razzies. Pointless and negative. Boo. (And people pay to vote? How dumb are they?)
    And yes I realize this comment is pointless and negative. But it’s free. 😉

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