Got Money? Zombie Survival Crate

via: Mancrates

Gear for The Lone Survivor

I wouldn’t be breathing if I didn’t have rules: vigilance; good judgment; meticulous preparation.

Included:

Weapons

Keep evil at bay:

  • Gator® Gator Machete Junior
    • 10.75″ high-carbon steel blade
    • Gator-Grip
    • NOT A TOY

Gear

Essentials for the fight:

  • Zombie Survival Guide (Max Brooks)
  • Zombie Flashlight
  • First Aid Kit
  • Duct Tape
  • Spam. Delicious, delicious Spam.

Delivered

In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar, without bows, ribbons or fluff.

2 thoughts on “Got Money? Zombie Survival Crate

  1. Amy Bailey
    June 8, 2013 at 1:32 PM

    Hm.. I don’t have spam, a machete, or twinkies.

    Note to self: Buy spam, machete, katana, and Tastycake butterscotch krimpets.

  2. Amy Bailey
    June 8, 2013 at 1:33 PM

    In our PA Browncoats campouts, we’ve experimented with suitability of various implements for zombie head smashing by smashing coconuts in lieu of zombie heads. I expect a machete is good, but I had better luck with a katana. Others swear by a firefighter’s halligan. A bit heavy for me, and I already have katana training, so that works best for me. 😀

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