1. Simplify Wonder Woman
2. Give up on Darkseid
3. Find a Non-Nolan Director
4. Stop Destroying the World
5. Just Pretend Green Lantern Never Happened
6. Don’t Water Down Aquaman
7. InJustify the Justice League
8. Nathan Fillion
Are we not blessed? Look at some movies recently. G.I.Joe: Retaliation did not suck. Wreck-It Ralph did not suck. The Avengers is the third highest grossing movie of ALL TIME. And what’s to come? Rocket Raccoon. Is this how far into the Marvel Universe we have gone? Rocket Raccoon is a main character in a Guardians of the Galaxy Motion Picture.Take a second to let that sink in. We are living in the Golden Age of Nerdery. I’ve been saying it for years. But there is something missing. DC has yet to produce any legitimate evidence that the Justice League movie is actually happening. It is a crime against nerd-manity.
And clearly, I am a Marvel fanboy first, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t love the JLA growing up. I watched the hell out of that cartoon. It was wonderful. Everyone I knew saw all of the Dini cartoons and the crazy thing is we KNEW that the Justice League would get a movie. It seemed like the craziest thing that there wasn’t one yet, and that was in 1994! DC has to get it’s act together and make the damn thing. So, like everybody else, I have written up a few pointers to speed the process up. It can’t hurt.
Take my advice or don’t DC, but when there is still no Justice League movie and Marvel is turning out Lockjaw 4: The Moon Mutt Returns, don’t say I didn’t warn you.